Monday, 16 January 2017

Retirement Wishes, Messages and Quotes

21) For someone as lazy as you, retirement will make no difference in your life except the fact that you can now do nothing, officially. Congratulations.



22) Congratulations for your retirement. Now you will be forced to work on a never-ending project that will take up all your time and it’s called – Doing Nothing.



23) Until now, when you slacked at work your boss shouted at you. Now when you slack at household chores, your wife will shout at you. Happy retirement.



24) Was working hard all your life worth it? You are about to realize that now. Congratulations on retiring.



25) All these years you argued with your colleagues, juniors, managers and your boss at work. After retirement, you will argue with your grandkids, children and wife at home. Life remains the same.

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26) It doesn’t matter whether you behave like a grumpy retiree or not, because people are going to assume that anyways. Good luck dealing with that.



27) Consider yourself officially and truly retired on the day you don’t feel like changing your underwear. Good luck.



28) Retirement is the turning point in your life which makes you realize that you had your priorities messed up all this while. Congratulations, better late than never.



29) Retirement marks the transition from working under one boss to a new one called WIFE. Congratulations.



30) Health, family, friends and relationships are some of the things that you sacrificed in your life so that you could work harder and earn more money. Now you will realize that you need these things to enjoy retirement. Such is the irony of life.

31) Retirement – the only real excuse you’ll ever have to spend your entire life’s savings. Have fun.



32) Retirement is said to be the slow and painful lead up to the sunset years of your life. Have fun old timer.



33) Retirement is a fence – on one side lies hard work and on the other lies boredom. Either ways, it’s no fun.



34) Retirement is like a bubble that burst just when you think you are at the zenith of your career. Good luck buddy.



35) Retirement is the company way of indirectly telling you that it has no more use of an old and lazy bum like you. Goodbye.

36) Retirement is life’s way of telling you that you are too old and too weak to work any longer. Congratulations.



37) Being retired is the only time in your life when you won’t mind if you don’t get a holiday. Have fun.



38) Every day of your retired life will feel like a happy Friday night. But it’s useless because being old will make you feel dull like Monday morning all the time. Happy retirement.



39) You always cursed your body when you were ill which made you miss an important deadline at work. Retirement is when you will finally curse yourself for using an important deadline at work as an excuse for not taking care of your body all these years.



40) Congratulations on retiring. Have fun watching your life’s savings dwindle out.

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